tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627003706100505282024-03-05T16:18:13.465-08:00Terribly Witty Ideas by Emma EnnisEmma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.comBlogger115125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-66542652038539441312018-01-18T15:28:00.001-08:002018-01-18T15:28:39.041-08:00So Begins the Mythological Cycle<b style="font-size: x-large;">F</b>ollowing the award of second place in the Trinity College Book of Kells creative competition for my short story, <i>The Spiral</i>, I consider my arse well and truly kicked into gear. I hereby pledge make serious roads into my planned series of Irish mythology novels, <i>Song of Ireland</i>.<br />
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<b>T</b>he Spiral was an experiment to 'test' the research I've been doing for the past two years into the myths and legends of Ireland. The story is set in AD800 and follows Aodhán, an Ionian monk struggling to find inspiration to create a book that will 'turn the darkness into light'. Following a dream of a talking raven, Aodhán sets out for Ireland, where he meets an interesting and ancient figure.<br />
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<b>H</b>aving received such a prestigious award, I take it as my cue to end the research and begin the execution.<br />
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<b>S</b>tay tuned for more information on <i>The Spiral </i>and <i>Song of Ireland.</i>Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-39169477383418420032017-12-20T14:42:00.000-08:002017-12-20T14:42:49.968-08:00New Website Plus Other Free Gifts<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b style="font-size: x-large;">T</b>he girl's gone and got herself a website. Swit swoo. G'wan over and take a look. <i style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration-line: underline;">AND</i> - the following is of capitalised, underlined, bolded and italisiced importance - if you subscribe between now and Jan 2nd you get a free short Christmas story, 12 Days, all of your very own.<br />
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<br />Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-71475701289773324942017-12-12T14:25:00.000-08:002017-12-12T14:25:06.528-08:00Moving On Up<b style="font-size: x-large;">M</b>ade the local news. And it wasn't in the deaths, funnies or lost and found neither!<br />
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<b>J</b>aysus, will you take the wheel, hun?Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-72701295765545183132017-12-05T08:32:00.001-08:002017-12-05T08:32:56.983-08:00Stuck for Christmas Pressie Ideas?<b style="font-size: x-large;">W</b>ell, look no further because <i>C is for Cabbage </i>is out now.<br />
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Cabbage</i> is a collection of 20 short stories from 17 truly terrified authors. Open
with care, because the pages are crawling with fairies, lobsters, and strangely
hip dinosaurs. There’s magic and enchantment, detective twins and drunken
wizards. It’s got ghosts, ghouls, and lovestruck vampires; zombies, secret societies,
and strange little men who tinker with toys. </span><span style="font-family: inherit; text-align: justify;">With fun
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<b>F</b>ancy, huh? And it's not just the outside neither!<br /><br /><b>E</b>Book available now from <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Red-Wine-Words-Emma-Ennis-ebook/dp/B006U225OQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1506100023&sr=8-1&keywords=red+wine+and+words+emma+ennis" target="_blank">Amazon.com</a> and <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Red-Wine-Words-Collection-Supernatural-ebook/dp/B006U225OQ/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1506100108&sr=8-1" target="_blank">Amazon UK</a>. Paperback coming soon.Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-18124064257075535432017-09-19T14:54:00.000-07:002017-09-19T14:54:23.041-07:00Emma Ennis Inc.<b style="font-size: x-large;">M</b>y business cards arrived today. I figured I'd need them in case, you know, I ran into Guillermo del Toro in the t'local pub some night and hadn't a copy of my book on hand.<br />
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<b>E</b>ither way, Guillermo or no, having business cards has a serious pong of adult off it. Wouldn't you agree?<br />
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<b>O</b>ne of my first duties as adult was to blur the contact details. This grown up stuff ain't so dippicult.Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-14176383710359178242017-09-08T07:26:00.001-07:002017-09-08T07:26:31.575-07:00Whole Lotta Nuffin<b><span style="font-size: large;">T</span></b>hings have been so busy lately I haven't had time to brag about it. But, coming soon will be reveals, releases, events, news, and bragging galore.<br />
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<b>E</b>nd cryptic post.Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-24358639236842758082016-11-05T07:59:00.000-07:002016-11-05T07:59:35.466-07:00School Days Weren't All That Bad<b style="font-size: x-large;">I</b>n passing the da's ever-on telly today I heard the words, 'by sundown' and this poem from my school days came back to me, word for word, in its entirety. (High five, brain.) And it's still a favourite, to this day.<br />
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Then through a broken pane some of us saw</div>
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And as we hurried through the weed-grown street</div>
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A gaunt dog started out from some dark place</div>
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No one had told us victory was like this;</div>
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There was not one amongst us who'd have eaten bread</div>
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Before he'd filled the mouth of the grey child</div>
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There was not one who did not think of home.</div>
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<br />Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-87593232515623762732016-08-03T13:52:00.000-07:002016-08-03T13:52:23.484-07:007D7M: Day 7<b style="font-size: x-large;">M</b>y excuse this time? Well, I had my face in a pint all weekend, and for the last few days I've been paying for that and have been forced to bed before most pre-teens. To be honest, I'm glad this 7 movies in 7 days thing is over, because I've sat through some utter drivel in the past week. One such culprit is:<br />
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<b>I </b>spent the entire film waiting for some deep and profound backlying/underlying/any-way-lying story to crop up. I was still waiting when the credits rolled. I don't think there's anything deep about this film. It just glazes over the top level of horror. It barely touches on the what; it doesn't even attempt to explain the why. Which to me, is just lazy, uninspired storytelling and this really grinds my fucking gears.</blockquote>
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<b>I</b> don't usually like to bitch about the human factor in films because I find it's most often a rather personal opinion. For instance, I wouldn't watch a movie that had Sandra Bullock acting in it, but I know of many of would watch it <i>just because </i>she's in it. Anyway, still cranky from the hangover from Hell, tonight I will indulge.</blockquote>
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<b>T</b>o be blunt, the acting was as dead as the storyline. I honest to Methuselah don't think the MC's facial expression changed from the start when things were hunky dory, all through the shit hitting the fan and to the also dead, banal ending. </blockquote>
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<b>W</b>ould I recommend it? <i><b>Would I recommend it?</b></i> Not on your nelly. Not if it was the last thing on telly. Not even if I could find another line that rhymed. Seriously, don't bother. Do anything besides watching it. Floss your cats. Check out what that new taser feels like on your nuts. Anything to save you the pain that is <i>It Follows.</i></blockquote>
<b>M</b>y conscience, and hard-drive, is clear. <br />
<br />Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-68121494545899367512016-08-01T06:14:00.000-07:002016-08-01T06:14:30.791-07:007D7M: Day 6<b style="font-size: x-large;">I</b> haven't been watching films for the last few nights because my face has been stuck in a pint glass. Never fear, however, I'm back with a bang today, bringing you my thoughts on<br />
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<b>T</b>his one wasn't the worst of them, to be honest. It was aggravating in the usual horror film ways - <i>Why didn't you lock the door behind you? Perhaps you should consider putting that poker there through bad-boy's brain. Why are you running upstairs? </i><b style="font-style: italic;">Turn the fucking lights on. </b>The MC did redeem herself by socking a few nice punches all the same.<i> </i></blockquote>
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<b>R</b>ecommend it? So long as you don't invite the whole village around, promising them the night of their lives (then tell them I told you so), then sure, why not?</blockquote>
Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-77526034470051678642016-07-29T09:04:00.002-07:002016-08-01T06:17:18.807-07:007D7M: Day 5<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b>I</b> really liked this film. It was fun and different and kept me guessing all the time, which I like, and which is not s easy to come by anymore, sniffle. Odd Thomas is not what I would class as a 'horror' so to speak but there were definitely some parts that had me on edge. On top of that there was a real nice story to it; heart-warming if you will.</blockquote>
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<b>R</b>ecommend it? Well, I heard that some followers of Dean Koontz weren't so impressed with the film. This, I cannot comment on. But if you're an Odd Thomas virgin like me, I'd say, go for it. Five for entertainment.</blockquote>
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<b>T</b>o cut a story that could possibly have been very long, short, this film is shite. Which is sad, because it had real potential. The premise was good and somewhat new (and sad) with the whole Alzheimer's twist. Unfortunately those responsible just didn't tap into that potential.</blockquote>
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<b>T</b>here were about one and a half scary parts, give or take a half. The rest was just discordant 'found-footage' segments that tried to recreate and better what's been done countless times before, and failed.</blockquote>
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<b>R</b>ecommend? Nopes. Stick on an episode of the Teletubbies if you're looking some genuine scares.</blockquote>
Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-87091746900344072912016-07-27T11:13:00.001-07:002016-08-01T06:16:40.152-07:007 Days 7 Films: Day 3<div style="text-align: center;">
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<b>T</b>his one is a bit of a lie. I'd seen it before, a long time ago, but I was drunk, and although at the time Inner Omma was screaming <i>'Wake up, you lush. This film's great', </i>the bottle of wine on the table was singing, <i>'Drink me, oh sweet descendant of the gods'. Y</i>ou get where I'm going with this - Red Wine was so much more polite than Inner Omma, so she won the toss up.</blockquote>
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<b>A</b>nnnnnywho, second time around, I wished I'd listened to Inner Omma, or that we three had at least come to some kind of understanding, because this film really is great. The storyline is fantastic - apocalyptic with a twist. It kept me guessing the whole way through to the somewhat poignant ending. </blockquote>
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<b>H</b>ousebound is more comedy-horror than pure horror, which is just fine by me. Some of my favourite films are comedy-horror. And this one did not disappoint. I giggled, I outright laughed, fun was had. However, among these tickley bits were some real chilling and jumpy parts.</blockquote>
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<b>I </b>loved the MC, and...yes, I thoroughly enjoyed this film. Watch it.</blockquote>
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Recommend it? See final sentence above. Look. See? It's right there. Watch it!</blockquote>
Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-91009018073540052892016-07-25T15:03:00.001-07:002016-07-25T15:11:45.890-07:007 Films in 7 Days<b style="font-size: x-large;">I</b>'m planning to do exactly as it says on the tin - 7 random films in 7 days. The genre will be horror for the most part. The reason? I've a hard-drive full of stuff I've, um, 'bought' that I need to watch and clear out.<br />
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This film, in fairness, had a few creepy moments, but I had it pegged from the start. Unfortunately this is the case much of the time for me, as it is for many writers and creative sorts - the curse of no more surprises, ever again, forever! So I can't comment as to whether this is universal shitty plot concealment, or just my doomed brain.</blockquote>
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Recommend it? Ah go on, sure why not. Unless you're due a Joss Whedon re-run, what else would you be doing? </blockquote>
<b>T</b>onight, Matthew, I'll be watching 'Housebound'.<br />
<br />Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-7542988683058453972016-03-23T08:43:00.000-07:002016-03-23T08:43:20.623-07:00*UPDATE*<b style="font-size: x-large;">J</b>ust a short post to inform my loyal readers that as of today, you will also be able to find me under the pseudonym 'Writey McWriteface'.<br />
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<b>H</b>ave a lovely day!Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-84339715508040791722016-02-06T09:39:00.000-08:002016-02-06T09:42:49.743-08:00Alpenglow<b style="font-size: x-large;">I</b>sn't this a lovely word? Aren't words just lovely? I love words.<div>
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Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-44966091473331021352015-12-29T15:58:00.001-08:002015-12-29T16:00:31.837-08:00A Bunch of Feckin' Liars<b style="font-size: x-large;">P</b>ost Mortem Press is putting out a new EBook called <i>'44 Lies by 22 Liars: A Flourish of Flash from the Fabulous Fibbers at Post Morten Press'.</i><br />
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<b>A</b>nd I know what you're all thinking - <i>But Emma, dearest, the title says <b>44</b> lies by <b>22</b> liars? Dafuq is this chicanery? </i>Well, it turns out the editor is a liar too. What of it?</div>
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<b>T</b>he land descended into the sea like a flight of stairs. Coloured buildings decorated every corner and crevice of the decline. On the bottom step stood a lighthouse, its keen eye blinking at the waves. Brush-stroke clouds crossed the sky like a watermark as the sun dipped her face to drink from the cup of the horizon. </blockquote>
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<b>G</b>ulls called on the air and the ocean swished like a woman's petticoats. It was as frothy as petticoats too, where it tickled the land. Far out past the lighthouse, past the spit of rock on the opposite side, a buoy bobbed on the waves. Now and again the light breeze went out to fetch its lazy jingle and ferry it back to the coastline. </blockquote>
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<b>B</b>etween the shore and the cliff was a sickle of sand and on it sat a couple, slotted together like pieces in a puzzle, arms entwined, fingers interlaced, cheeks pressed together. At times they whispered, at times they laughed. Sometimes they nuzzled, but mostly they just watched the sun set, comfortable in silence. </blockquote>
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<b>C</b>raggy but moulded smooth as plastic by the elements, the cliff climbed above their heads, and from somewhere up there came the smell of fresh-baked bread and half-baked fruit. From up there too, church bells sang a song - a happy song, thank God.</blockquote>
Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-29967697889439299192015-11-01T06:29:00.000-08:002015-11-01T06:29:06.045-08:00Fresh and Untitiled - NaNoWriMo 2015<b style="font-size: x-large;">T</b>he first 'real' episode of<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>M</b></span><span style="font-size: 14px;">e and my good friend, <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=643440295" href="https://www.facebook.com/mtmartian76" style="color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Suzanne Robb</a>, have been talking about doing this for way too long. We finally got the finger out and I can now present to you:</span></div>
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Emma Ennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05251689145444865821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462700370610050528.post-84357869689687204082015-10-01T08:21:00.001-07:002015-10-01T08:21:45.804-07:00EBooks for 99c<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b style="font-size: x-large;">T'</b>publisher is selling off eBooks for a measly 99 cents, for the <i>entire </i>month of October. The man must be a few sandwiches short of a picnic (he did, after all, publish me) however, one feels one must support him. Besides that, news such as this needs to be shared among readers. If the prospect of cheap eBooks tickles my loins, then it's bound to tickle yours too.<br />
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<a href="http://astore.amazon.com/pmp99centsale-20?node=1&page=4" target="_blank">October 99 cent Sale</a></div>
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<b>*</b>Pssst* While you're in there you may as well buy up a copy of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Red-Wine-Words-Emma-Ennis/dp/0615574416/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1443712814&sr=8-1&keywords=red+wine+and+words" target="_blank">Red Wine and Words</a> too. That's cheap as chips too. Off with ye!</div>
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