No day is a boring one these days. With every fucked up story idea that pops into my overactive little mind comes about as much weird images and information to thrall through. It's actually gotten to the point where I have started to align my laptop to protect those poor souls who may potter in behind me and unwittingly catch a glimpse of whatever new horror I'm researching.
I've sat in front of images of intestines. I've been on forums that have told me everything I need to know in order to cook up, shoot up, and anything else heroin related. With shaking fingers, I've clicked through images of the most hideous spiders you could imagine, and read all the horrible facts that go alone with the hairy little creeps.
I have downloaded lists of ship parts, horse parts, images of human (and sometimes otherwise) teeth, even a rather grotesque picture of a fractured penis... "Yes, you read me right," she says as every man in cyberspace crosses his legs.
God alone can help me if anyone official ever gets their hands on my hard drive.
Fractured Penis WTF is this possible?
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth would you want to look at a picture of a fractured penis. That would turn me of sex from men for good lol.
ReplyDeleteWhy would I thrall through images of hideous spiders that make my skin crawl and give my arse frostbite because I'm backing so far away from the computer I'm almost in the fridge? But yes, fractured penis is not pretty! ;)
DeleteHave you heard about the fracture case involving Prince Yahshua and Bethany Benz? Google it, it was a freak accident indeed!
DeleteDare I? Oh dammit. Now I'm too intrigued not to!
DeletePretty spectatular fracture don't you think? Makes me glad not to have a penis lol.
DeleteGood Lord, it's a right angle!
DeleteIt got sat on (reverse cowgirl)and exploded, did you actually google it?
DeleteCourse I did! You can't dangle the proverbial carrot in front of my fact and not expect me to bite.
DeleteWhat did you think of the Bethay Benz induced penis fracture? I was certainly worse than i expected a penis fracture to be.
DeleteEmmm, commendable would be one word!
DeleteI find it quite amusing that the penis is often held out as something for us women to be afraid of (do us damage) yet it should be penis owners afraid of the mighty Vagina lol. I wonder if sigmond fraud knew that the penis could be fractured?
DeleteEmma what was your reaction when you found out that a penis can be fractured? Mine was one of shock/girly giggles lol
DeleteI had heard about it before, so it wasn't really a shock. I'd just never actively sought one out!
DeleteOMG I somehow (sorry men) find it quite funny on some level. I had to look it up and OMG the snap sound it makes when it happens gives me a giggle. Imagine the situation take it girl then snap ahhhh.
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